OMG Funny – Automated Phone Sex!!

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Oh too funny – Automated Phone Sex!!

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-25

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  • all horny and yearning… just getting in the shower and slipping out to the pool hall ;) who doesnt love a Men’s Bar #
  • Just working on my website! Feel like such a brainiac! #
  • staying in tonight… who doesnt love popcorn and root beer? #
  • am sooo accomplished tonight.. the strippers now dance on my blog! check it out http://www.barelylegalphonesexgirl.com/ now time for bed #
  • Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/AdultWebmasters to join #
  • Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/sexblog to join #
  • mmmm I dont think there is anything better on a sleepy, cold, icky Sunday morning than Dunkin coffee. cant live without coffee! #
  • #itshouldbeillegal to wake up alone #
  • so… I think I am going to be an angel for halloween – just need to start practicing being angelic ;) #

Hot Pics – want to see more?

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Lots of guys ask – who took your pics?    Well my cousin Penny took all the pics I post here – well all the naughty ones!    Penny is my same age within 2 days, an art student and very goth!

Penny is so very professional  – as she wants to be a professional photographer!

this is one my favorite pics that Penny has taken:


Teen Melinda Covered up
Teen Melinda Covered up

want to see more… click here and even more of me, click here

do you want to see some pussy pics…  click here for those – these are password protected!



Everything you wanted to know about Barely Legal Melinda

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I work on Adult Work sometimes and they are a UK based company, as part of their site they have the coolest interview tool!     I thought I would share it here – so you can get to know me better!!

What is your starsign? Leo – August 5
What is your favourite colour? Purple
Who is your favourite celebrity? Julia Roberts
What is your best feature? Hair
What is your worst feature? Elbows
What three words best describe your personality? Sparky, Smart, Cheerful
What is your favourite food? Sushi
What is your favourite drink? Lemon Drops
What is your favourite film? Wizard of Oz
What is your favourite TV programme? Mad Men
What are your favourite flowers? Daisies
What is your favourite perfume? Coco
What is your favourite gift? Chocolates
What is your favourite holiday destination? Beach
What is your ethnicity? White
Colour of Eyes Blue
Colour of Hair Brown
Length of Hair Long
Height 5’5″
Weight 110
What is your shoe size? 8.5
Dress Size 4
Chest Size 32
Bra Cup-size B
Pubic Hair all bald and bare – Brazilian
Do you smoke? No
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public? I had no panties on and my skirt slipped up exiting the subway train as a breeze blew up from below
What sort of men turn you on? All Men!!!!!
What sort of women turn you on? Sensual ones who are sure of their sexuality
What is the most memorable sexual experience you’ve ever had? Making love on the beach with a Man I just met
What is the most outrageous thing that you’ve done sexually (be honest!) two guys, two girls
Where would you most like to have sex? in as many countries as possible
What is your favourite sexual position? on top, beneath, doggy style, etc
What is your second favourite sexual position? anything i havent tried yet!
What is your biggest turn on? Older Men
The most sensitive part of my anatomy is? my tiny nipples
At what age did you lose your virginity? 15
Describe the experience (when and where) my bedroom with my parents away!
What is your favourite sexual fantasy? to be worshipped
How often do you masturbate? several times a day
What sexual activity do you enjoy the most? oral sex done to me!
When is your libido at its highest? in the morning


Teen Phone Sex Role Play Ideas!

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I love Phone Sex Role Play and there are lots and lots and lots of great ideas out there!    Some of my favorites include:

  • Daddy/Naughty Step Daughter
  • Headmaster/Schoolgirl
  • Master/Slavegirl   (Yes I have a submissive side)
  • Executive/Slutty Secretary
  • Doctor/Patient
  • Policeman/Naughty Girl
  • Strong Man/Girl’s First Time
  • Tow truck guy/Teen with car problem

You want HOT Teen Phone Sex, you want to tweak my pink nipples and bald tight pussy… You want to Role Play with me!!!!

a story for you about my first time

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mmmm…   I woke up all horny this morning and have been playing with my lil clit ever sense.      I have a cum a few times, but really am craving an explosive orgasm that can only cum from being punished and used like a naughty girl.

what woke me?

well the summer I was 18 (last summer) I had a boyfriend who was 41…  he introduced me to all kinds of fun things.    Like… waxing my pussy so it was all bald and bare for him, and spankings if I was a bad girl, nipple clamps to make me know my little nipples could stand at attention and ass-fucking!

the first time, he told me a week before it was was time he took my virgin ass.    this scared me quite a bit as each time he just slid his finger in it was so very tight.

to celebrate he took me to new york city for a long weekend… after a day of shopping (he bought me a bracelet to celebrate at TIffanys) we went to our hotel.    I showered and he told me to wash up well and when I came out of the bath in my towell, he had re-arranged the furniture…   the hotel desk was in the middle of the room with scarves tied on each leg a pillow on it and a table beside it with many things on it covered by a scarf.

he told me it was time and to drop the towel, i did and stood for a moment while he looked me over, touching my nipples making them hard…   then he led me to the desk, pressing my hips against the edge, the pillow between, pushing me over he tied me legs open, ass in the air, back slanting down as my little tits hung over the other side.

he now took the scarf off the table and I could see all sorts of things, many I did not even know what they were…   he walked around a moment and then laughed as he fingered my pussy, showing me how wet i was…   opening my ass cheeks, he chuckled and blew on my tight little hole, telling me, “soon you will beg for my cock to open you up here”…. did I tell you he had a monster cock, about 9 inches and wide as my wrist.

“first we are going to take the edge off” he said, moving around the front he reached down and played with my nipples, gently at first then tugging harder and harder till they were tiny pebbles pulsing.    his cock hard now in front of my lips i licked at it just a bit and then felt him take his hands away.

barely able to see his hands, i knew he had something in them when he brought his hands back around to my nipples.. yet I wasnt ready for the exquisite flash of pain in my nipples as something latched onto them HARD.   I opened my mouth to scream and his cock filled it, my nipples throbbed as he started fucking my mouth making me take his cock deep into my throat.     He rested one hand on the back of my head and with the other reached down and cauught the clothespin he had attached to my nipples, giving them a tiny twist with each thrust.    my nipples were ON FIRE, THROBBING…   i could here him say, “the harder you suck the less pain your nipples get”, with that I sucked at his cock greedily, trying hard to relieve the pain in my nipples…   as I sucked harder, he slowed the tugging…   i could feel the cum welling up in his cock as he held my head tight and exploded in my hot mouth…   I swallowed everything like a good girl, but then he did not remove his cock… his hands went back to my nipples, twisting the clothes pins hard as he said “keep sucking make me hard again… time for round 2″

I sucked and sucked, his cock getting hard again, I knew his hard-on this time could go for a few hours, I was in for a big fucking… also my nipples were throbbing on fire and in need for him to stop…   as his cock hit the back of my throat I knew he was completely hard again… and he slid his cock out, walking away… i pleaded…  “please my nipples hurt…”

he just said “they are going to hurt more baby, shhhh, the only thing I want you to say now is “please fuck my ass, please take my virgin ass” or “yes sir”… NOTHING more, each time you speak otherwise – you will get three spanks.      With that my ass EXPLODED as hit me with a small paddle, three short spanks, heated my skin and made me wriggle…

want to know the rest… want to know how i begged and begged…  call me